My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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