allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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