I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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