did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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