Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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