So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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