Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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