Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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