We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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