My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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