So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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