He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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