I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Never joke about your clitoris.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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