He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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