I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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