sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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