he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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