you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
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So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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