You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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