We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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