you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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