I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
