I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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