so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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