i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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