i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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