he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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