im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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