no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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