Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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