I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
That was an excessively violent trivia night
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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