I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I cut my penus on the lid.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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