Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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