It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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