love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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