My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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