We're facebook friends in real life
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Randomize
