she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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