when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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