it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
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