the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
