Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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