Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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