he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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