OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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