What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
