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Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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