Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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