Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
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he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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