She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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