I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
