we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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