Are we in a gay sports bar?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
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He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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