Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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