Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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