Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
